Select transcriptions from the Pot Psychology highlight reel, featuring relationship Q’s given A’s by a very baked guy and girl. Set to Mariah Carey’s “Sweet Fantasy.”
Guy: Is it neither of our hair? Is it…is it…is it Peruvian hair? Yeah, I don’t want that.
Girl: I wear sequins to bitches’ weddings!
Guy: A diabetic drinker? Who is she - Brett Michaels?
Girl: Listen. If your man’s cheating on you with a boy? He’s gay.
Guy: 2 Live Crew are, you know, like – Dookie Love. I mean, I always thought that was very progressive.
How do you seduce someone that says they have a low libido?
Girl: No offense, but that might just be something he’s saying to be nice.
Guy, smiling huge: He’s just not that into you.
Girl: …he also might be gay.
Guy: Exactly. He’s either gay or good as gay.
Guy: We’re not saying you’re gay, but we’re not saying you’re NOT gay.
Girl: And you didn’t say anything.
Guy: So you figure out whether you’re gay.
Girl: And get back to us.
Guy: With a picture.
Guy: Short answer? Yes. Long answer? Yeeeeees.
Guy: You know it’s bad news when someone starts asking for money orders.
Guy: I do think that honesty is the best policy when it comes to women with penises.
Girl: Take your questions to a doctor, think about what Judge Judy would do, and in the case of heartbreak listen to Mariah Carey.
