On Hot Chicks With Douchebags lawsuit (photo of plaintiff)
Jim: This is going to be the first time a U.S. court rules on whether someone’s a douchebag. It’s going to be awesome.
Meredith: He’s at a really high level, so he said he’d send me his money to get me anything I’d ever need to buy.
Elise: So he’s your Warcraft sponsor.
Amber: I went to a lecture last night called “Midwest Voices for Congo” – it made me imagine a bunch of white fat people dressed in unholy combinations of jungle print who’d spend their time spluttering opinions about the “Conga” while munching on cornbread.
Dan, on Awesomeness motivational poster: This poster articulates a cogent philosophy, reminiscent of neo-Hegelian principles but nuanced for the modern zeitgeist. Also, I like planes.
Elise: Her eyes go out to the side.
Jackie: Oh. Like alcoholics’ babies?
Elise: What?
Jackie: No, it’s a thing! [types] Alcoholics…babies…eyes.
Elise: I wonder if this Google search has ever been done before.
