Carey: You don’t want my palm to be the only thing between you and a 3,000 foot drop.
Carla: He’s not retarded; we talked to him.
Kristin: Everybody has their good days.
Jim: Goddamnit, how do these zombies keep getting on top of the bus? Zombies CAN’T climb!
Jackie, on Marsh commercial: If they had a better promo push, they would have a hotter mom. She’s a nobody.
Elise: I need to get a mixed bag of chocolate and have you hide it so you can ration it out for me.
Jim: No.
Elise: Do you want me to get diabetes?
Jim: No, but I don’t want you trashing the house, either, which is what would happen if I hid chocolate somewhere in here.
