May 31, 2009...3:17 pm

Quotes For The Week

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Urban Farming presenter: I don’t think it’s realistic to expect that 10 farms outside the city will sustain the local produce market.
Random woman: He has no clue; there are hundreds of farms outside Indianapolis.

Tim: How do you know they’re on a first date?
Elise: Because they’re smiling and laughing the whole time—that doesn’t happen once you know each other.
Tim: But I’m smiling and laughing at what you’re saying and we know each other.

Camila: I don’t get jealous of people who get married or pregnant or have a big house or nice cars; I get jealous of people who travel. It makes me physically ill to hear about someone’s vacation.

Clint: Well if the government thing doesn’t work out, you’ve got the carnival.
Barnes: Except I’d probably have to work a lot harder as a carnie.

Erin: I was told that I need to remind you to keep your chastity belt on – ha, ha – maybe that would help you freaking give me a call BACK sometime.

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