Camila: I’m giving up church for Lent.
Nicole, on a Frenchman: He said ‘the first person who finds us weed is a god.’ Well, first I’d wanted weed anyway, but then I wanted to be a god.
Carmelina: You know, they should really sell cigarettes individually or by twos for the people who want to either quit smoking or not start.
Elise: Like the 100-calorie snack pack of tobacco!
Jim: You expect me to stay with you if you go BALD, but you won’t stay with me if I wear a flame shirt?
Elise: I should have married rich.
Melissa: …who’s Rich?
