Rachel: He got shitfaced for his Going Away / July 4th party.
Chris: It wasn’t for July 4th – it was in April.
Rachel: …well then what were all the fucking fireworks for?
Chris: Because they’re hillbillies.
Joe: If you win this one, you can have 3 bucks.
Becker: 3 dollars? Really? Gee, Mr. Wilson!
Kelly, at cat shelter: Look at her, working the fence. She knows how to use her box.
Tim: Ah, we got a little Sublime going on!
Heather: This is Beyonce.
Camila: Why don’t you apply to be a stewardess?
Elise: I don’t think that would fly with Jim.
