Jackie: Adolescent love never dies. Much unlike VHS technology.
Homeowner, to a property manager: You should really put a sign up that says “No Toy Boats.” This is not an amusement park.
Ryan: What does it mean when I had a dream last night about turning a bucket of KFC into a time machine?
Matt: Um, a trip to the patent office?
Hildey: God may have created rivers, but man created the Lazy River. Man 1, God 0.
Jackie: I might have a job for you. Interested?
Elise: I don’t know. I’ve spent a lot of time building up quite the Netflix queue.
