Elise: So what would happen if all humans became vampires? Wouldn’t there be nothing left for them to live on?
Andy: It depends on which author you read.
Jim: If it’s Stephanie Meyer, they’d sustain themselves on love. Love and sexual tension.
Pat: If you don’t get them on the right track when they’re young, they turn out to be 16-year-olds who steal Hot Pockets.
Carey: I give Ed McMahon’s passing zero stars.
Pat: We’re big on T&A’s here. Do you know what that is?
Elise: Uhhh…
Pat: It’s our Time & Action Schedules.
Dan: I wanted to go to the ocean so bad this weekend, but it’s Indiana. So I went to the Y.
