Adam: I just soaped up my car before the rain really started to come down. The Lazy Man’s Car Wash.
Gray: Middle-aged dude just walked out of our office building to have a smoke…pulled out a pack of Capri’s.
Adam: Was he wearing hot pants and an ascot?
Jeff: I dated a girl who worked in Taos one summer at a restaurant Val Kilmer liked to go to—they had to put mirrors out on the back of the commodes because that’s where he preferred to do his coke.
Jim: I felt so bad for Meredith. It was like dropping a lunatic off at the asylum; she was expecting two doctors to take care of you but ended up finding two more lunatics instead.
On liking Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus
Elise: Sometimes when you get nervous, Jackie – like in an interview or presentation – it’s good to just put your hands up because they’re playing your elevator song. Nod your head like ‘yeah’; move your hips like ‘yeah.’ They’ll understand.
