Emily: That’s what happens when you let a hippy schedule your shit; you end up in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Dave: Why does slapped together bubble gum pop on Radio Disney accidentally end up with some amazing poignant and deep lyrics?
Elise: I think lyrics are only as deep as the life experiences to which we can relate them.
Mom, on dating around: Overrated. It used to be that girls didn’t have guy friends, so you’d have to go on a proper date to get to know them. Now you can get to know them without actually dating them, so there’s no point. Having guy friends is much better.
Camila: The people there don’t have manners. Or teeth.
Jim: iTunes has no respect for the ‘90s.