Meredith, on first date: Responsible Meredith says meet somewhere, but my gut says he isn’t scary. Just scary hot.
Kristy: Sean is my window into Black America.
Sean: I’m white chocolate.
Patron: I snuck in the back door.
Bartender: That’s what she said.
Jessica: A freaking gnat just tried to drink my beer! Did you SEE that? First it landed, was on the rim and then it did a fly-by.
Rich: I’m so not looking forward to getting up at 4 a.m. to travel with him tomorrow. To the point that I think I’d actually be glad if I sustained a light injury, like a broken toe, that would keep me from going.
